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THE last flight has left Afghanistan. The occupation has ended. But one question still troubles millions of caring Britons: have we done enough to save the budgies of Kabul?

THE events in Afghanistan are a tragedy and Joe Biden is to blame, according to all the people who directly caused them.

WHO the bloody hell would appoint a 1980s cricketer as trade envoy to Australia? Only Boris Johnson, and only to troll you. Here’s why I’m completely unqualified.

YOU can't make something great just by sticking the word ‘Great’ in front of it, Britain. For example...

THE US military has generously agreed with the Taliban to call their 20-year conflict a draw.

SOME of you – the wrong ones – are getting worked up over what is happening in Kabul. Let me explain why doing nothing is the moral thing to do.

THE UK has agreed that Afghanistan’s ingratitude for the last 20 years of military occupation is frankly quite hurtful. 

LAST-MINUTE holidays are booming, with more and more destinations on the green list.  But what are the real bargains?

THE German people have agreed that if they can no longer conquer Europe with football, they will do it by military force.

CONVERSATIONS with Her Majesty are usually strictly private. But in her meeting with President Biden she asked for these nuggets about his dickhead predecessor to be revealed.