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Should I move to Dubai? The pros and are you f**king mental?, weighed up

LIFE’S going okay for you here in Britain, so should you move to a hardline Islamic monarchy in the desert? We consider the pluses and the absolutely f**k nos: 

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Mystery as man who got sex no longer replying to texts

A WOMAN believes she has stumbled on one of the great unsolvable enigmas of our age after a man she slept with no longer replies to her texts. 

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