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How to still think Trump's a bellend if he somehow secures peace

IF Trump has somehow helped to bring peace to Ukraine you might be forced to reevaluate your view of him. If that happens, here’s how to remember he’s still a colossal dickhead.

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GCSEs biased against thick kids, thick kids complain

TODAY’S GCSE results have once again shown academia’s clear and unjustifiable bias against children of average to low intelligence.

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