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Search on for bastard who gave Trump a map

THE US is hunting down the thoughtless prick who provided Donald Trump with a map of the world and caused all this trouble. 

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Organised crime reveals it is behind new food trends

CRIME organisations including the Mafia, Yakuza and the Triads have confirmed they are in total control of new trends in gastronomy. 

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