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Yes, I saved him specifically to renounce birthright citizenship, confirms God

THE Almighty has confirmed that He personally intervened to save Trump’s life so he could become president and revoke birthright citizenship.

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How I will face the challenges of the next four years, by Donald Trump's bowels

A NEW era of Trumpism has begun. And rest assured, as the commander-in-chief’s lower digestive system I will be ever vigilant during this second presidency. We need no accidents.

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