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Hezbollah is finished as a movement without Kneecap. By Naim Qassem

AS leader of Hezbollah, I must grimly report that there is no future for us without Kneecap’s winning blend of Irish-language hip-hop, political satire and banging tunes.

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Man quietly slips into supermarket chiller cabinet

A MAN struggling with the heat has silently crept into a supermarket chiller cabinet and will remain there until next week.

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