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Do you look a twat for selling your second home last month?

OWNERS of second homes who hastily sold them in the belief that Rachel Reeves was planning to tax them have been left looking like total knobheads. 

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I never expected Tory MPs to be horrible, outdated bigots. By Kemi Badenoch

SO fellow Tory MP Christopher Chope thinks I can’t be party leader because I have children? Frankly I am shocked to hear outdated, bigoted attitudes from a member of the Conservative Party.

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