Science & Technology
A RENOWNED female scientist has made it her life’s work to establish the precise timings of ‘Prosecco o’clock’ and ‘Gin o’clock’.
ARE your priorities all totally wrong because you live on social media? Find out with our handy quiz.
NEW research has confirmed that while people are legally adults at 18, they remain immature dickheads until approximately the age of 30.
112-year-old woman claims secret to long life is knowing the difference between 'Reply' and 'Reply All'
BRITAIN’S oldest woman has put her longevity down to knowing the difference between clicking ‘Reply’ or ‘Reply All’ when answering an email.
A NINE-YEAR-OLD has admitted that he dreams of one day playing videogames with an actual official, functioning controller.
A WOMAN is idiotically wasting a large chunk of her life rereading emails and WhatsApp messages the moment she has sent them.
THE health secretary has admitted that the government’s 'world beating' track and trace app failed because it was developed for a 20-year-old phone.
EXPERTS have confirmed that it is possible that even if an issue has not directly impacted your life, it may still be real.
BRITAIN could have spent 12 weeks of lockdown learning the piano, reading Ulysses or helping others, but instead we’re being bloody angry online. Who’s getting it today?
A MAN has found that supporting his parents during coronavirus is nothing compared to the trauma of helping them install Windows 10.
THE prime minister has announced that science is a load of bollocks only metropolitan liberal elitists believe in.
WHY is the government is taking actions for pandemic level one while we’re at level four but pretending it’s level three? Let me explain while soaring on ket.