Science & Technology
WHY is the government is taking actions for pandemic level one while we’re at level four but pretending it’s level three? Let me explain while soaring on ket.
A MAN presumed to be dead after losing interest in social media in 2015 has been discovered alive and well and living in Colchester.
TIKTOK is the surprise internet hit of coronavirus as people attempt to fill the endless empty hours of lockdown. Here are some great videos if your attention span is f**ked.
ALMOST nine in ten of the smug arseholes who flounced off social media years ago have come shamefacedly back, it has emerged.
YOU’VE done your favourite albums, films and TV shows. But there are still months of lockdown to fill, so what other moronic lists can you and your Facebook mates share?
A VIRTUAL hen party was so much more enjoyable than the real thing that it was actually enjoyable, attendees have confirmed.
A WOMAN who last showered a week ago is carefully disinfecting her iPhone, she has confirmed.
A WOMAN is incapable of feeling alive unless she is splitting her attention between at least five different screens, she has confirmed.
OVER-40s are now wishing they had not put the year they were born on their email address.
A TECH start-up has launched a new app that notifies you every 30 seconds that you do not receive notifications, saving you checking for yourself.
A DEEPLY unhinged junior accountant is staring directly at his laptop’s camera throughout the Monday morning Zoom meeting, colleagues have confirmed.
THE UK is not succeeding at flattening the curve of the number of WhatsApps it is receiving, it has admitted.