Science & Technology

Funny ties, and other Father's Day gifts now made sadly obsolete

TOKEN gifts for fathers were so easy in times gone by, when a Simpsons tie did the job perfunctorily enough for no messy emotions to be bared on either side. These were adequate.

Musk asking Grok how to unf**k his life

ELON Musk has turned to his AI chatbot for advice on how to reverse his fortunes, it has emerged.

How to make a kitten on a pizza: Seven pointless things you learned from AI training

SEVEN-and-a-half million Britons will be trained in AI by 2030. Your workplace AI course leads you to question the value of this, because here’s what you learned.

Six technologies that have ruined being a dickhead teenager

GROWING up pre-internet provided a wealth of opportunities to aggravate your family and community that technology has snatched away.

How to be that dick in the park annoying everyone with his Temu drone

WE have all seen him, admired him and wondered what it takes to become him: the tit buzzing his budget drone around a public park. Follow these rules.

We ask you: How much Bitcoin will you be giving Reform UK?

NIGEL Farage has announced that Reform UK is now accepting bitcoin in an attempt to grab the youth weed dealer vote. How much will you be donating?

Phone addict proud of himself for watching whole TV show

A MILLENNIAL man has proved he is not hopelessly addicted to his phone by focusing his attention on a completely different screen for a whole 30 minutes.

Can you solve this dad's text that is leaving his children stumped?

A SIMPLE monosyllabic text from a father has left his family scratching their heads. Can you make sense of it?

Xenomorph Queen joins crew of all-female space launch

THE matriarch of a xenomorph hive is to join Katy Perry on today’s all-female space launch, it has been confirmed.