Science & Technology
RECEIVED a near-incomprehensible message suggesting you check out some new online game or health fad? Find out if it’s genuine spam or just a message from your mum.
EVER noticed that every online discussion is full of people making the same old tired jokes and observations? Here are some of the most wearisome.
A MAN has discovered his wife’s vibrator, turned it on to see what it does and is now frantically trying to turn it off.
A WOMAN who constantly feeds her phone personal information is convinced it is eavesdropping on her conversations.
IS your immediate response to important events to send out a picture with an unfunny caption? Here Martin Bishop explains how he’s changing the world one meme at a time.
PHYSICAL objects are such aggravating bastards that sometimes you just want to punch them into little pieces. Here are six frequent offenders.
A MAN who has spent 30 minutes explaining to his date what non-fungible tokens are is somehow under the impression that the evening is going well.
BACK in the day you played with Lego, ate leftover turkey and watched Where Eagles Dare. But Christmas has changed irrevocably, and here’s what you do now.
FACEBOOK can be irritating at the best of times, but Christmas seems to bring out the worst in people who are already dicks.