Science & Technology

Perfecting nuclear fusion, and other ways to pull Hannah Fry

CELEBRITY Traitors contestant Hannah Fry is not only intelligent, but in a maths way. If you want to stand a chance with her you need to excel at science. Do any of these.

Nelson Mandala riding an elephant through Manhattan, and other stuff mums aren't sure is AI

MOTHERING a child causes certain biological changes, among them being able to discern what is real and what is generative AI. Mum’s sent you these five just to double-check.

Meta glasses giving ordinary spectacle-wearing perverts a bad name

HI-TECH eyewear used to film women without their knowledge is unfairly besmirching normal bespectacled peepers and voyeurs, it has emerged.

How I'll function as the ultimate AI guardrail, by President Trump

AI. Everyone wants it but America has it, and they also have the best safety system in existence to make sure it can never harm anyone: me. This is how I do it.

We asked ChatGPT if AI was dangerous, and it says it's fine

THERE are all kinds of rumours going around about AI. That it’s dangerous. That it regularly breaks its own guardrails. That it could ‘wipe out humanity’.

Ultra-violent video game set to unite world in beautiful harmony

A GAMING franchise centred on enacting criminal violence against innocents seems to be so beautiful it could heal the world, fans believe.

Man forced to confront own horniness by age verification check

THE abyss of an age verification check has gazed back at a man preparing to prove he is old enough to access pornography.

Nodding in reasoned agreement, and six other acts for men to monetise on OnlyFans

ONLYFANS has revolutionised the way lonely men abuse themselves to sickeningly specific fetishes while thinking a direct debit constitutes a relationship. Do these and earn back.

How to stop your partner from playing phone games for five f**king minutes

ALRIGHT, you’re not that fascinating, but your company is less predictable than the 10,000th hour of Tank Wars. Get that phone down with these techniques.

Shitty £15.99 fan not sure it's got another heatwave in it

A CRAP desk fan from Argos is questioning whether it has the fortitude to keep its owner cool through a fifth heatwave.