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British bellend desperate to get Cybertruck

A UK-based bellend is frustrated he cannot advertise his credentials as his area’s leading arsehole by driving a Tesla Cybertruck.

Screen time in bed linked to masturbation

Yeah well you can't ban our phones anyway, say teenagers about to find out

TEENAGERS have asserted there is no way anyone could ban their phones or social media because they have no idea.

Actually using it: Extremely good reasons to drop all this AI bollocks immediately

THE government believes AI will save Britain, but before hopping on this particular bandwagon, maybe it should consider these glaring issues?

Antarctic research station asked if it's done hot-wire-in-blood test

Tesla driver most left-wing person he knows

Random Capitalisation and "unnecessary quotes": how to tweet like Trump

TRUMP’S threats towards Canada and the world are hard to take in without being distracted by his bizarre writing style. Want to emulate it? Here’s how.

Musk casually threatens to cripple nation because tweet annoyed him, and that's fine

From Tomb Raider to Rightmove via masturbation: Your changing home computing over time

IF you’re 50 or under, the computer has always been there. Finding you porn, stealing you movies, and never once being used for home accounting. This is your journey.

How to distance yourself from your car's ill-informed far-right views, by a Tesla driver

A YEAR ago, my Tesla Model 3 was cool. I admit I gloated. Now I am driving around in a Reichsmobile, but these avoidance tactics mean it doesn’t define me politically.