Science & Technology

BILLIONAIRE and philanthropist Bill Gates has sacrificed his life to make Windows work again.

A FAULTY software update has crippled banking, airlines, trains and everything else that runs on Windows, it has emerged.

EVERYONE was enjoying a nice evening down the local until artificial intelligence rocked up trying to be their best mate.

GEN Z colleagues not taking their job seriously? Sit down and terrify them with tales of a primitive time when the working conditions were as antiquated as the haircuts.

THE internet’s most delicate email provider is on the verge of complete nervous collapse after a man logged into his account in a fractionally different way than usual.

WHEN the ‘worldwide web’ began to arrive in British homes in the 90s, it was going to bring people together and make us really clever from all that knowledge. Here’s what we stupidly believed.

A WOMAN is convinced social media is a suitable forum for her to cry and discuss her most intimate personal problems.