Science & Technology

DOES your partner cherish their phone more than you? Do they laugh more at Dwayne Johnson memes than your jokes? Here’s how to compete.

YOU think you like the internet, but you don’t. It’s actually bad. I went on there once and saw not just one cock, but loads of cocks. That’s why I’m getting rid of it.

SOME things are far too popular considering everyone claims to despise them. Unless they’re all lying about loathing these hate magnets.

HAVE you browsed Google and noticed that a whole host of mental things can be reviewed? Here are some of the strangest to leave your opinion on.

AFTER two years of following it devotedly, England has decided to go its separate way from science, it has announced.

SOCIAL media users have been warned not to discuss possible court proceedings relating to a 20-year-old footballer. But twats think that, on the internet, anything goes.

YOUR life is full of pressing, unanswered questions and the answers are at your fingertips. But instead you’re typing ‘do goats eat tin cans’ into Google.

RECEIVED a near-incomprehensible message suggesting you check out some new online game or health fad? Find out if it’s genuine spam or just a message from your mum. 

EVER noticed that every online discussion is full of people making the same old tired jokes and observations? Here are some of the most wearisome.

A MAN has discovered his wife’s vibrator, turned it on to see what it does and is now frantically trying to turn it off.