Science & Technology
PEOPLE who text you after a few minutes to see why you have not replied to their message should piss off and get a life.
A SHOPPER starved of human contact has given her sincere thanks to a checkout machine for scanning her purchases.
SOUTH African Elon Musk has announced that now he has conquered space he has a new project: a spaceship that can fly right up his penis.
WE all get a buzz when our social media posts get a lot of likes. But don’t get too excited - here are the real reasons people have ‘liked’ your online ramblings.
AN expert epidemiologist is doubting everything he has ever learned about viruses after reading the baseless opinions of some halfwit on Facebook.
HARDCORE rave music will outlast everything else in the universe, scientists have proved.
THE UK has been reminded that the clocks go forward or possibly back, this Saturday or maybe the Saturday after.
IF you want to go from being patiently helpful to a murderous rage in a matter of minutes, try teaching an elderly person to send a text message. Here are the phases you’ll go through.
YOU’RE having a productive day. You’re cruising towards inbox zero. But all it takes is one of these ominously worded email subjects to reduce you to a sobbing mess.