Science & Technology

IT’S a major inconvenience when your enormous unnecessary vehicle is off the road. However, don’t let that stop you from irritating others.

FACEBOOK, Twitter, Instagram and YouTube are all chock full of angry bellends raging about f**k all. Here are the most infuriating phrases you’ll see cropping up in tedious online ‘debates’.  

HAVING a phone is so easy now with unlimited plans on monthly contracts, but it wasn’t always so. Here’s how hard it was when the 3310 was all the rage.

PHONES have changed the way people go about their lives, mainly for the worse. Here are five simple activities you can no longer do without them.

YOU look at your phone a perfectly reasonable number of times a day, and less than most. The screentime records it keeps are probably wrong, and anyway excusable.

THE world is alive with questions about AI. Will it replace creativity? Eliminate white-collar jobs? Cause war? But nobody has asked the key question: will it wank me off?

YOU know it’s a scam, and that opening it might unleash a destructive virus on your computer. And yet you just can’t help but click on these.

A WOMAN who has been on a dating app for a single morning has received more interest than any man would in his entire pathetic life.

A MAN has blundered ahead and tried to keep a conversation going despite being sent a smiley face emoji.

A MAN has recreated Apple’s new augmented reality headset on the cheap by drinking eight pints, it has emerged.