Science & Technology

A WOMAN is convinced social media is a suitable forum for her to cry and discuss her most intimate personal problems.

AN INCOMING phone call from a number you do not recognise can do one, it has been confirmed.

BEING handsome or beautiful is not the be-all-and-end-all of being attractive but it does account for 95 per cent, scientists have confirmed.

A WHATSAPP group is the mourning the loss of one of its members after it was discovered his silence was not due to him ‘being shit at the bantz’, but because he is dead.

A CANTERBURY cafe has banned laptops and claims it has helped build a community. Should others do the same?

SMARTPHONE apps were meant to make life easier but instead add to the general anxiety of it by harassing you constantly. Like these ones.

WHATSAPP loves shit-stirring by telling you a friend has deleted a message. Here’s a reasonable guess at what they said.

BUCKINGHAM Palace has admitted that no such person as ‘Kate Middleton’ ever existed outside of digital imaging software.