Science & Technology

Motorists allowed to watch TV while self-driving cars fight crime

UNDER the new Highway Code, motorists will be allowed to watch TV while self-driving cars fight crime, it has emerged.

Nuclear power plants 'won't make Suffolk any more unliveable'

THE construction of new nuclear power plants in Suffolk will not make the region significantly worse to live in, it has emerged.

The top six cables the middle-aged man in your life still owns 'just in case'

NOT using that cable anymore? Don’t throw it away, because middle-aged men never know when it could be vital.

Why cyber-flashing shouldn't be outlawed, by an innocent, lovelorn pervert

SENDING pictures of your junk to random people on the internet should remain legal. Steve Malley, a filthy pervert with no skin in the game, explains.

How to compete with your lover's hot, sexy iPhone

DOES your partner cherish their phone more than you? Do they laugh more at Dwayne Johnson memes than your jokes? Here’s how to compete.

'I've been online once and there were cocks': Nadine Dorries explains why the internet is being banned

YOU think you like the internet, but you don’t. It’s actually bad. I went on there once and saw not just one cock, but loads of cocks. That’s why I’m getting rid of it.

Podcasts and other wildly popular things everyone claims to hate

SOME things are far too popular considering everyone claims to despise them. Unless they’re all lying about loathing these hate magnets.

Graveyards, and four other f**king mental things to leave Google reviews on

HAVE you browsed Google and noticed that a whole host of mental things can be reviewed? Here are some of the strangest to leave your opinion on.

England and science go their separate ways

AFTER two years of following it devotedly, England has decided to go its separate way from science, it has announced.

Six things twats think are legal on the internet

SOCIAL media users say what they like when discussing criminal proceedings involving footballers because twats think that, on the internet, anything goes.