Science & Technology

THE driver of an electric vehicle is making the noises of an internal combustion engine with his mouth, he has admitted.

TALL researchers have concluded that short men are inferior in every possible way.

BILLIONAIRE and philanthropist Bill Gates has sacrificed his life to make Windows work again.

A FAULTY software update has crippled banking, airlines, trains and everything else that runs on Windows, it has emerged.

EVERYONE was enjoying a nice evening down the local until artificial intelligence rocked up trying to be their best mate.

GEN Z colleagues not taking their job seriously? Sit down and terrify them with tales of a primitive time when the working conditions were as antiquated as the haircuts.