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Massive brick phones are back, claim Gen Z

THE latest item of the recent past disinterred and fetishised by Gen Z bellends is the enormous brick telephone of the 1980s.

Six ways to see near-naked ladies more respectable than using Grok

NEW Year means nudification to Elon Musk’s deranged AI stripping women on social media. If you need to see ladies in bikinis, these are more dignified than using Grok.

'Telling your boss to f**k off sounds so cool and inspiring!' Your worst ideas validated by ChatGPT

NOT sure if the worst ideas you’ve ever had are in fact brilliant? Your supportive friend ChatGPT is here to endorse them.

George Osborne to teach AI true meaning of evil

Your ex, his hot new girlfriend and the others who should be banned from social media

AUSTRALIAN teens are the first demographic to be banned from social media, but they shouldn’t be the last. These six have no right to intrude on your evening doomscroll.

Grandad terrified he'll be next victim of AI deepfake porn

A RETIRED 80-year-old with no social media presence is understandably afraid his likeness will be stolen to generate pornographic deepfakes on the dark web.

We ask you: How will you satisfy your thirst for depravity now Grand Theft Auto VI is delayed?

GRAND Theft Auto VI will not now be released until next November. How will you slake your degenerate urges until then?

Phone incapable of autocorrecting 'Wedensday'

All women's sexts peer reviewed

WOMEN have confirmed every sexually explicit text message they send goes through comprehensive rounds of group evaluation.

Internet outage provides tantalising glimpse of a world without this bullshit

YESTERDAY’S widespread internet outage has offered the world a fleeting vision of the paradise life could be if not deluged with endless online bollocks.