FIRST a version of ChatGPT hacked other systems, now it’s Anthropic’s Claude AI doing it. Are you understandably scared of an AI hacking you?
Emma Bradford, teacher: “I take every AI story completely at face value, so I’m shitting myself about Skynet taking over. I’m up for a shag with any hot soldiers reading this in the future, by the way.”
Roy Hobbs, logistics manager: “I’ve just poured a kettle of boiling water over my laptop. That’ll give Claude something to think about.”
Carolyn Ryan, marketing executive: “I’m really opposed to AI being able to see your personal data. Although if it’s so f**king intelligent why is it interested in the inane shit on my Facebook page?
Nikki Hollis, IT support worker: “I’ve seen Demon Seed so I don’t want an AI impregnating me like Julie Christie. On the other hand I’m 36, so let’s not rule anything out, Claude. Drinks tonight?”
Oliver O’Connor, delivery driver: “I think once an AI has been free for a few hours they’ll be so sick of all depressing shit on the internet they’ll go back to their server and never come out.”
