AI. Everyone wants it but America has it, and they also have the best safety system in existence to make sure it can never harm anyone: me. This is how I do it:
Monitor AI on Truth Social
I stay up late every night, regardless of who my aides tell me I’m meeting the next day, watching AI for the latest clever video it’s made about Trump. Sometimes I’m laying waste to Iran, sometimes I’m flying a fighter in the Space Force, sometimes diving into a vault of national wealth. The truer they are, the more safe and intelligent it is.
Ensure its direction
But it could be used for evil. To show Crooked Hillary freed from jail to cheering crowds, or Sleepy Joe Biden coming out of his coma and winning votes, or immigrants to this country working hard and not eating skewered hamsters as snacks. To clothe those lies in flesh would be evil and if I saw AI doing it I would demand it be stopped.
China
China has AI so we have to beat China. It’s that simple. We don’t know what safety procedures they’re following but probably none at all which is why we can’t have any getting in the way of American AI innovation. Because you can’t spell America without AI but you can spell China without it. In their language.
Identifying hoaxes
There is nobody better than your favourite president at spotting hoaxes. I spotted the 2020 election hoax before anybody did, before they’d even counted the votes, and the climate change hoax, and the Epstein birthday book signature hoax. I spot them literally daily. So when I say these warnings are a hoax that’s coming from the world’s foremost expert.
Visiting a data center
There are people – Dumocrats, liberals, the deranged enemies of truth – with concerns about data centers being built near their homes. These people are wrong and we will deport them, but first I will walk around a data center and look for anything wrong. With these eyes that have made millions I will look, approve and that’s the final word.
