Science & Technology

A MAN has outsourced the purchase of a thoughtful gift for his wife to a budget-priced artificial intelligence they keep in the lounge.

DO you find the young people confusing and odd? Don’t worry – 48-year-old father-of-three Martin Bishop can answer your questions and make you trendy again.

A FATHER who believes himself computer-savvy keeps a list of his passwords on a post-it note stuck to his monitor.

THE internet has brought many gifts, like feuding with strangers and easy access to conspiracy theories. But it’s also killed off these treasures.

YOUR dad uses phones in very strange ways. Here are some of the weirder ones to try and not get stressed about.

NEED to relay basic information without sounding bitchy? Good luck - even these innocent texts sound passive aggressive.

WILL Facebook’s exciting new online world be a digital oasis? Or a bit of a disappointment that’s increasingly a chore? Let’s look at the evidence.

MUM is messaging and the emojis are flowing but her choices are utterly baffling. Here’s what she’s really trying to say:

THE silent smugness of an approaching electric car can scare you shitless. What sounds could be added as a warning?

A CARDIGAN that claims on its care label to be 'hand-wash only' has been told to get a f**king grip.