Science & Technology

A WOMAN who had a quick one-second peek of Instagram has looked up to find five years of her life have disappeared.

WANT to snoop on your former schoolmates in a pathetic attempt to feel good about yourself? Here’s how to pry without getting caught.

KEEN to remain in gainful employment? Then don’t livestream yourself marching with a banned far-right group.

YOU can fit it in that gap easy! Yeah, bags of room. Here, you reverse it in and I’ll stand here shouting judgments disguised as help.

ARE you desperate to share your witless opinions and tired jokes underneath newspaper articles? Here’s how to find the comments section that’s right for you.

DELIBERATELY angering strangers on the internet is the UK’s top new lockdown hobby. So who are you trolling this weekend?

GIVING yourself a break from the news is essential for mental health, but reading a book or watching Netflix is too much like not looking at your phone.

YOU thought you were prepared. You thought you had batteries enough for beyond Christmas. But however many you had, it is not enough.

PEOPLE who text you after a few minutes to see why you have not replied to their message should piss off and get a life.

A SHOPPER starved of human contact has given her sincere thanks to a checkout machine for scanning her purchases.