Science & Technology

WAS that a bump in the night, or have you watched too many episodes of Most Haunted? Take our quiz to find out if ghosts are real or you’re a suggestible idiot:

OVERHEARD a knobhead having an obnoxious phone conversation? Here’s what the predictable dick was probably on about.

HAVE you ever wondered what sort of twat has the time and inclination to abuse strangers online all day? Here leading troll Martin Bishop explains his craft.

A FORMER US intelligence director has said there are more UFO sightings than people realise. These are the questions you need to ignore to believe in one.

WANT to know how Bitcoin and cryptocurrency work? Life’s too short for that, so follow our quick guide to really not getting it instead.

PLACING a key in your front door increases the risk of pissing yourself by up to 97 per cent, experts have found.

HAVE you unwisely trawled Facebook for old schoolmates and exes and been horrified by what you saw? Here are the people best left in the past.

ARE you kindly helping your ageing parents get ‘one of these Smart Phones’? Here’s how to keep your blood pressure at safe levels.

DO you feel compelled to share your gormless thoughts online? Here’s how to sound like the thousands of morons found in the average comments section.

A FAMILY of four have confirmed they cherish every moment they spend with their high-speed wireless router.