SENDING pictures of your junk to random people on the internet should remain legal. Steve Malley, a filthy pervert with no skin in the game, explains:
It’s the internet so it isn’t real
Everyone knows that nothing on the internet is real or matters. You can just turn off your computer or phone and it’ll be like you never even saw my penis – sorry, ‘the penis in question’. That’s why online banking fraud and buying machine guns on the dark web is allowed.
Women need something to look at
I believe in equal rights. Men have internet porn, but what do women have? Nothing. My – sorry, ‘someone’s’ – ballsack swinging into their inbox might be the only sexual stimulation they’ve got. It’s a public service. They don’t look at porn. They wouldn’t know what to type.
It’s impossible to prosecute
How would you even know that it’s definitely my genitalia? The only way you could find out that I was sending a picture of my own dick and not one I found in a medical textbook would be to force me to expose myself which I’m not willing to do which proves it wasn’t me. Though I think we can all agree it’s a fine looking knob.
Ladies who have their Bluetooth on are asking for it
Are we really going to pretend a woman with Bluetooth or AirDrop on in public doesn’t know exactly what’s going to happen? I’ve heard the excuses, ‘maybe their mate is sending them a funny picture of a cat’, ‘maybe they need to print something’. Yeah, sure. Collecting strangers’ penises is the only reason most women go on public transport.
I wouldn’t complain if a women were to send me pictures of her tits, arse or fanny. Even if they were unappealing to me, which I doubt as I’m very open-minded, I’d accept them in the spirit they were sent. But if I, or another man who’s been single for five years and eight months, were to do the same it’s apparently a crime. Sexual discrimination pure and simple.