Science & Technology

INCREDIBLE cosmic events are ideal for proclaiming ‘Let’s stay up’ before nodding off by 10pm. These spectacular meteor showers will be missed for these valid reasons.

A FATHER has printed out a meme and distributed it by post because he thinks that is how they work.

THE world’s population has been left struggling to function after a six-hour blockage of the pipes that spew bullshit into their faces 24-7.

YOUR child’s room is a shit tip, but their Minecraft inventory is meticulously organised into elements, ores and enchanted bullshit.

DRIVERS of electric vehicles are being asphyxiated by their own toxic smugness during the fuel crisis, it has emerged.

AUDI'S driverless cars will be specially programmed to treat other road users just as badly as current Audi drivers.

AT some point we all need an expensive expert to help us. Here are five people who can shaft you, and there's nothing you can do.

YOU'VE officially passed your driving test and you’re allowed to be in a car on your own. But can you actually drive? Time to find out.

HAVE you just spaffed an hour of your life up the wall reading bigoted comments from illiterate strangers online? Here’s how to cope.

AMAZON boss Jeff Bezos is blasting into space, and there’s surely no reason to be suspicious about what the f**k he’ll do while he’s there. But why is he going?