Smoke alarm still unable to tell the difference between blazing inferno and toast

SCIENTISTS are no closer to developing a smoke alarm capable of discerning between toasting bread and a raging fire, they have admitted.

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Woman so impressed with dick pic she sends it to everyone she knows

A WOMAN who received an unsolicited dick pic was so amazed she has passed it to everyone in her contacts book.

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