NIGEL Farage has announced that Reform UK is now accepting bitcoin in an attempt to grab the youth weed dealer vote. How much will you be donating?
Norman Steele, retired: “I’d better give one, to be polite. What’s that? £78,500. Oh. I shall have to sell the house.”
Oliver O’Connor, crypto investor: “Reform are so behind the times. They should be launching their own coin, boosting it, rug-pulling their aged, confused supporters then cratering it like Trump did.”
Joe Turner, printer: “It’s not just crypto. Nige also accepts your sexual debasement as currency.”
Nikki Hollis, courier: “No wonder that bloke in Newport’s scouring the local dump to get his back. They’re proper racist down there.”
Leonid Kirkorov, importer: “How handy for me, as a Russian counter-intelligence agent working to destabilise Western alliances using paid political actors.”
