THERE are many pubs within walking distance of your home, but you only drink in one. Two at a push. Here’s why.
NOT sure whether you need another drink or not? Utter one of these phrases and your doubt will instantly be washed away by another pint of lager.
ARE you tempted to have a lunchtime drink like some sort of effortlessly cool continental? Here's how reality will shit on your dreams of sophistication.
IT’S hard to believe, but we Brits like a few drinks. However the last thing we want to do is take punishing our livers too seriously. Here’s how to keep terrifying levels of alcohol consumption fun.
YOU'RE drinking tonight, but have you planned your alcohol consumption to create a hangover that will take you out for 24 hours? Follow this guide.
YOU'RE out the pub when a pissed-up stranger, who seems to think he knows you, opens a slurred dialogue. Here's how to cope.
THE drinks are in but the twat who paid for them looks f**king livid. Find out if their rage is your fault.
FORGET martinis and mojitos, these are the vile concoctions generations of British teenagers have used to get tanked.
A MAN who gave up booze for a month has already successfully undone all of the positive effects of his abstinence.