THIS weekend marks the official end of Britain’s relaxed, airy summer drinking and the beginning of a hard winter of grim-faced serious drinking.
DRINKING three glasses of red wine a week is good for your health, according to new research. Functioning alcoholic Donna Sheridan gives her misinterpretation:
A PISS-TAKING bastard of a mate will always order a large glass of white wine when it is your turn to get a round in, he has confirmed.
POPPING the local for one? Prepared to overhear the most appallingly lunatic conversations ever?
SOME hangovers don't fade away by the end of Lorraine, or lunchtime, or even early evening. Here's how they progress:
FROM Special Brew to snakebite, you drank some truly awful shit just to get drunk as fast as possible in the 90s. Here are the dated drinks that will make you heave now.
HANGOVER causes range from drinking too much to drinking far too much. So why not try these bullshit excuses instead?
THE only way to survive this terrible heat is to be too pissed to care. Here’s how to get through the hottest week of the year hammered.
REST in peace, mandatory table service in pubs. Your valiant service will be remembered long after Freedom Day.