Alcohol

A warm community of regulars: British pub cliches that have never been true

JEREMY Clarkson’s new ‘100 per cent British’ pub has dared play American music, but the British love of the pub has always been based on myths.

Man so f**ked he can't remember anything about festival 'had amazing time'

A MAN who does not have a single coherent memory of a music festival he spent the weekend at firmly believes he had the time of his life.

Puking in the gutter like the Queen did: How two extra drinking hours will honour our VE Day heroes

KEIR Starmer is allowing pubs to stay open two hours later tonight to celebrate VE Day. Here’s how to show your respect for those who experienced the war by drinking more.

British man decides that in event of nationwide power cut he would get pissed

A MAN has looked at the power cut across Spain, considered his options, and decided that in similar circumstances in the UK he would get pissed.

Newcastle Brown Ale, and other working-class drinks destined for trendy ruin

MOCKED as the alcoholic beverages of choice for builders and bus-stop pissheads, these drinks are ripe for gentrification in Shoreditch pop-up bars.

Six Easter drinking games to make it a proper piss-up of a holiday

EASTER is less popular with Brits than Christmas or other bank holidays because it’s not a licence to get totally shitfaced. Here’s how to liven it up with games involving alcohol abuse.

Pub quiz just Fight Club for middle-aged men named Nigel

REGULARS at a pub quiz have confirmed it is a battle arena at which they release their repressed masculinity via knowledge of trivia.

Man clearly comfortable enough with sexuality to order white wine

A MAN who ordered a bottle of Sauvignon Blanc for the table is completely confident in his heterosexuality, it has emerged.