Alcohol

A CRAPPY little local pub has decided that it costs £10 even to pass through its hallowed doors becase it is New Year’s Eve.

A PAIR of grandparents who it was suggested could try Dry January and started crying with laughter, it has emerged.

THE festive season is all about getting queasily shitfaced on drinks you would rightly turn your nose up at if it wasn’t Christmas. Like these.

MODERATE drinking allows you to dodge hangovers and stops you making a twat of yourself. But at what cost? 

HOME for Christmas? So is this parade of pricks from the past, and they’ll all be down the pub ready to greet you in their Santa hats.

A WOMAN who has a car and can drive has decided to instead treble her journey time so she can enjoy a second glass of Pinot Grigio.

DONCASTER is marking the 20th anniversary of wine being introduced to the city’s pubs, shops and supermarkets.

BRITISH women have triumphed against their gutless continental counterparts in the global race to be the best binge-drinkers.  

A WOMAN who drank two bottles of red wine last night is determined to share her pain with everyone around her, it has emerged.

EVERYONE likes to slurp up a shot of tequila from a stripper’s belly button, but did you know you’ve been doing it wrong your whole life?