A NORTHERNER generously waived what he imagined would have been his change from £10 for a round in a Covent Garden pub.
JD WETHERSPOON pubs are to be preserved as a warning to future generations, it has emerged.
THE mother and father of a three-year-old boy have asked family and friends to buy him sparkling wine for his birthday.
A MAN has asked a barman in a London pub what they have that’s fairly priced, while presumably expecting the dead to rise and frogs to rain from the sky.
A PUB landlord has decided the best time to show new staff members the ropes is the busiest night of the week.
A MAN is fooling himself into believing a case of wine is enough to satisfy the thirst of two baby boomer grandparents visiting this weekend.
A WOMAN who cut a tiny amount of alcohol out of her life has discovered that being a self-righteous goody-goody is a much better buzz.
ARE you a semi-alcoholic who enjoys classy cocktail drinking but hasn’t bothered getting all the stuff in? Try these foul concoctions.
PROSECCO has told gin to enjoy its moment as Britain’s booze du jour while it can, because it will not last.