A MAN is fooling himself into believing a case of wine is enough to satisfy the thirst of two baby boomer grandparents visiting this weekend.
A WOMAN who cut a tiny amount of alcohol out of her life has discovered that being a self-righteous goody-goody is a much better buzz.
ARE you a semi-alcoholic who enjoys classy cocktail drinking but hasn’t bothered getting all the stuff in? Try these foul concoctions.
PROSECCO has told gin to enjoy its moment as Britain’s booze du jour while it can, because it will not last.
CHANGING a duvet cover is complicated, but can alcohol make it easier? Try with our step-by-step guide.
PARENTS are using playdates as an excuse to get smashed in the afternoons, they have confirmed.
EVERY single person on a 3.30pm train from Bath to Manchester is absolutely leathered, they have confirmed.
A MAN has startled colleagues by stating the exact amount of alcohol he intends to drink on a putative night out.
THIRTY years sailing through ice-crusted seas, knocking back potato vodka for breakfast toughens a man. But how would you fare in a drinking contest with this Russian trawlerman?