The six stages of a hangover that's still going strong at 6pm

SOME hangovers don't fade away by the end of Lorraine, or lunchtime, or even early evening. Here's how they progress:

Five hideous alcoholic concoctions you drank to get wankered in the 90s

FROM Special Brew to snakebite, you drank some truly awful shit just to get drunk as fast as possible in the 90s. Here are the dated drinks that will make you heave now.

Six bullshit things to blame for your hangover

HANGOVER causes range from drinking too much to drinking far too much. So why not try these bullshit excuses instead?

How to safely binge-drink through a heatwave

THE only way to survive this terrible heat is to be too pissed to care. Here’s how to get through the hottest week of the year hammered.

A farewell love letter to table service in pubs

REST in peace, mandatory table service in pubs. Your valiant service will be remembered long after Freedom Day.

Teenagers to hold their own prom by getting pissed in field

SCHOOL-LEAVERS disappointed their prom has been cancelled are to hold their own by getting hammered on cider in a field.

Six f**king good reasons to never take part in a pub quiz

WITH pubs reopening, are you tempted to pop down for quiz night? Here’s why you should stay the f**k away.

The pros and pros of daytime drinking

FEW issues divide Britain more than daytime drinking before a big game. Some say there’s nothing better; others believe it’s the greatest thing ever. We examine both sides.

Man treats himself to warm can of pre-mixed G&T on bus

A MAN has decided that he has earned the little treat of a warm pre-mixed can of gin and tonic on the bus home.

The top six shit-chatters every pub needs

NO pub would be complete without a selection of local legends sharing anecdotes that are obviously bollocks. Theses are the six key characters.