Alcohol

EVERY adult should be quaffing a minimum five pints of beer or cider in the sunny weather. Squeeze 96 fluid ounces of booze into your day with this guide.

A FATHER has treated his children to a half-term educational visit to one of Cambridgeshire’s best-kept beer gardens.

LIFE is full of myriad problems, some bigger than others. Luckily these five can be completely solved by drinking five pints.

YOU think you might have had a good night, but until you satisfy these six questions your mind will be filled with fear, panic and paranoia.

KING Charles III has confirmed that yes, his Coronation is one of those marvellous British occasions when you may drink lager before noon, by decree.

IF you don’t drink at a social event with British people, they will regard you with fear and suspicion. Here is the very narrow range of reasons they will accept your sobriety.

ONLY staying for one? The immutable laws of the pub will prevent you from doing so as you become trapped in the following sequence.

A MAN who wisely decided not to mix his drinks on a night out cannot understand how he ended up so devastatingly hungover.

ARE today’s youths wasting their youth not getting wasted? How will they build up the necessary alcohol tolerance for their middle years? Roy Hobbs investigates.

TEATIME telly can be hard going. Here are five drinking games that'll see you all the way through to 8pm - when you can get pissed to something better on Netflix.