Alcohol

CHRISTMAS is coming, and with it the obligation to collect a large range of alcohol nobody truly wants. Go through our checklist.

YOU can drink as much booze as you like during the Christmas period as long as it has been mulled, scientists have agreed.

NEED a stiff drink but have nothing to hand as the next supermarket delivery slot is March 2021? Here are some emergency cocktails you can create with odd items you'll find kicking about the house.

I FEEL good, I feel clean. I have been a long 12 hours without alcohol, including being asleep. 

A MAN has reached the milestone of 100 days of considering quitting drinking.

CAN’T enjoy getting rat-arsed unless you’ve paid £13 for bizarre fruits sourced from the hamlet of Little Flouncing to be added to your ale? You’re probably a craft beer dick.

SCIENTISTS have discovered that eight pints of beer can have a significant theraputic effect on almost any ailment.

THIS year has been such a horrible disaster that no one wants to compound their suffering by doing Sober October.

SOMETIMES it can be hard to tell if you have a deep ideological belief in personal freedom or just like going out getting pissed.

THE government has countered its pub curfew by launching the ‘Get Shitfaced at 10am to Help Out' scheme to support hostelries.