Alcohol

THE UK has yet to meet even minimum standards of honesty about its level of intoxication, it has emerged.

ASSERTIONS that sensible younger people avoid alcohol are being challenged by the sheer number of hammered teenagers everywhere you go.

A LOOMING Guinness shortage will deprive millions of their favourite tipple, but don’t despair – following these simple tips will turn any pint into a Guinness.

TWO friends who have just finished their first bottle of Chardonnay have discovered they both hold the correct views on every subject there is.

SOULLESS pubs feigning a long rustic history always pull the same interior design crap based around the same few bollocks items.

APPRECIATORS of super-strength lager's complex flavours feel they have been ignored in Rachel Reeves’ budget. 

A MAN is not tight or anything, he just thinks it is daft to spend a fiver on a pint.

MORE than 60 per cent of craft beer is brewed by big bastard corporations rather than independent bearded wankers, research has found.