Mate refuses to buy round unless it's in Wetherspoons

A MAN is not tight or anything, he just thinks it is daft to spend a fiver on a pint.

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Seven twats who wanked on about being cancelled but are strangely still around

REMEMBER when every dodgy bastard in the UK was screeching about being cancelled? Considering they’ve been ruthlessly silenced by the forces of woke, these individuals are still strangely vocal.

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