Alcohol

AFTER years of friendship, a man has been given a card from a mate for no comprehensible reason other than that it was his birthday.

MOST alcoholic drinks are an acquired taste, because they are vile. These are so delicious you will have no idea you're pissed until it's too late.

DID you hit the pub hard last night, safe in the knowledge you have today off? Do Recovery Monday in traditional style.

A COUPLE who have been seeing each other for several week are deciding if they are ready to spend time together while not absolutely pissed.

ALL a pub needs is alcohol, toilets and, in a perfect world, seats. But your local hostelry thinks you want more. Here’s the unnecessary pub stuff that will quickly get on your tits.

GOING out for one drink always ends up with you completely shitfaced. But how do you get there? Find out with this timeline.

SOME drinks take parties to a new level but are tragic when knocked back alone. Avoid quaffing these during solo sessions.

A GOOD few spritzers at a garden party are harmless, right? You may revise that opinion after having a violent drunken row or blacking out and pissing your shorts. Here are some summer drinks to be wary of.

ALCOHOL makes most of life’s problems easier, but it’s not a miracle cure. Here are five challenging situations it will not help you navigate effortlessly.

ALCOHOL makes you better-looking and more interesting - that’s just a scientific fact. Yet somehow women don’t always fall into bed with you after nine pints. Here’s what to avoid.