Alcohol

NOBODY believes it when they say they are only going for 'a couple of pints'. But this common lie means very different things to men and women.

DUE to a quirk in the laws of physics and alcohol, some very stupid ideas make a lot of sense on a Sunday at 1am. Including these.

BOOZING before midday is an activity that separates the merely convivial from the genuinely alcoholic. Except on these occasions.

YOU are being eyed up by a sexy stranger from across the bar, but do you have what it takes to get them back to yours? Try your luck with our interactive quest.

THE sun is out, drinking six bottles of Sol is necessary if you hope to survive, and these pro-alcohol anthems make it wholly acceptable on a Monday night.

A WOMAN in her early forties with a raging hangover is mortified by the pitiful amount of alcohol that brought it on.

SOARING temperatures mean that popping out of the office for six pints this lunchtime is compulsory behaviour, it has been confirmed.

DRINKING heavily, if you’re British, is not so much a vice as an expectation. Nonetheless there are certain locations it’s a mistake to arrive at already pissed.

EVERY adult should be quaffing a minimum five pints of beer or cider in the sunny weather. Squeeze 96 fluid ounces of booze into your day with this guide.

A FATHER has treated his children to an educational visit to one of Cambridgeshire’s best-kept beer gardens.