Lifestyle

A FRIEND who says they are fine is nevertheless considering moving out of their flat to live on a houseboat, it has emerged.

SEX is widely regarded as extremely enjoyable, unless it’s with you. In which case these activities are suddenly much more appealing.

NOSTALGIC for the naughty 1990s but afraid to step out of the comfort zone of staying in alone staring at your phone? Here’s how to party like an All Saint, but safely.

YOU may be unsure how to introduce a new friend to your existing friendship group, especially if they're a far-right activist. Here’s how I make sure everyone gets along just fine.

TWATS are putting up England flags everywhere even though there’s no football tournament on and calling it Operation Raise The Colours. Here’s how to join them.

SO-CALLED builder's tea is the refreshment of choice among people who are irritating, it has emerged.

A FAMILY has been left terrified after a taxi driver joined in their conversation, revealing that he had been listening all along. 

AN uncle has decided the entire family should be enslaved in his tedious quest to research their family history.

A NEW theme park will offer juggling, weed-smoking and infectious diseases to students unable to afford to take a year out.