2022 is finally here, so it’s time to start being kind to yourself and learn to love who you are. Here are six pieces of advice guaranteed to backfire.
CRACKERS add some levity to Christmas meals, until your pet swallows these toys and you have to pay a fortune for surgery.
WERE you an angel on high, a king in finery, a mute shepherd or livestock? Here’s how your nativity role predicted your future.
AS an adult you know that family and friends are the true meaning of Christmas. But you’re still mentally scarred by never receiving these gifts.
RECEIVED an unwanted Christmas present? Pass it on to someone you hate with these regifting tips.
THE world doesn’t shut down for Christmas, and nor does your libido. But when are the best and worst times to have a festive one off the wrist?
A MAN who lives in London is spending the holidays walking around the town he grew up in as if he is king of it.
THE nation’s partygoers are cursing the government’s refusal to lock down because it means f**king New Year is still f**king happening.
CHRISTMAS Day would be way better if we were having a barbecue in the garden. Here are some good reasons why it should be moved:
PLANNING a last-minute rail journey to spend Christmas with your folks? Don’t forget some Valium, as these panic-inducing problems are guaranteed to occur: