AVOIDING harm is part of everyday life. Here’s how to ignore your innate caution and get horrible injuries because you’re pissed.
A MAN has successfully run the vacuum cleaner around his entire bedroom without moving a single item on the floor.
FROM starting out enthusiastically to wondering if the best solution is just to burn the house down, here are all the stages in having a spring clear-out.
EXCITED to be back down the pub? Just make sure you don’t go to any of these hellish watering holes.
ARE you a middle-class ponce with a property portfolio? Check off this list of things you undoubtedly already own.
EQUALITY has come such a long way that women barely need to worry their pretty little heads about it anymore. They can even say and do these things that men aren’t allowed to.
HAVE you suffered all your life from being a bit of a nerd? Here are the childhood influences that condemned you to a life of dorkiness.
IS your home full of possessions that might be off-putting to a potential partner? Here are some items you should definitely hide before they come over.
HAS some knobhead just dropped ‘Occam’s razor’ into conversation and then given you a supercilious glance? Here’s what they meant.