THERE are some things in life you wish you were loaded enough to pay someone else to deal with. These will make you angry you're not a millionaire.
LIFE is a never-ending trauma of worry and paranoia. Here are some things that will eat away at you all day long. Enjoy thinking about them.
HOLIDAYS are tedious exercises in over-preparation that cost you a fortune. Here are five items you pack every year and never f**king touch.
WOMEN identify all sorts of essential tasks mere men simply cannot grasp the point of. Here are five prime examples.
Going to IKEA? You’ll end up leaving with nothing that you came for and a heap of junk you don't need. Here are five big offenders.
FINDING a holiday home in the time of Covid is not only a coup but also a massive faff, involving more inconvenient rules than ever, like these.
A MIDDLE-CLASS family who returned from Cornwall a fortnight ago are still all wearing wetsuits, friends have confirmed.
A WOMAN just back from Majorca has confirmed she will spend the remainder of the year going on about it to everyone.
ARE you a man with the misfortune to be born with a kind face and an enduring love of your mum? Here's how to develop some edge.
BORING, smug twats might not be your ideal choice as friends, but here are six it's worth chumming up to purely for what you can get out of them.