TOO many sex experts trot out the same old tips about massage and communication. 16-year-old Josh Hudson, who’s slept with more than 200 women, gives you the real advice.
A WOMAN’S face has suffered irreparable structural damage due to the insupportable weight of her false eyelashes.
A COUPLE’S dream of turning their shabby loft into an idyllic living space has been shattered by actually going through the process.
A FAMILY plans to violate all natural law by holding a barbecue this weekend even though it is September.
THE government wants to ban disposable vapes, but why not just make the flavours more off-putting? Although if any of these catch on, society is doomed.
NONE of a hotel room’s 40 unmarked light switches actually switch off the lights, forcing guests to play a tiresome game of trial-and-error.
ARE you rapidly ageing into irrelevance? Does the slang of your youth date you as accurately as tree rings? Which of these outdated phrases are you using?
ANY houseshare will one day experience a feeling of emptiness as they realise their departed flatmate has blatantly robbed them. These are the stages of your journey.