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A POPULAR high street wargaming store has announced that the beauty pageant it was due to hold today has been cancelled.

A MAN has countered allegations of hair loss by asserting that it only seems that way because his brow is growing by the day.

ARE you playing dungeon master for busy working mums who just want to escape from it all and shag a centaur? Include these key points.

EVER met anyone from Lincolnshire? Can you even imagine saying ‘Where are you from?’ and the answer being ‘Warwick?’ No. These swathes of Britain are uninhabited.

A RESIDENT of London has been stripped of her status by presuming to learn to drive a car by which she might visit other places.

GEN Z has confirmed the mullet is the official hairstyle of anyone who wishes to announce they stand outside of the gender binary.

A MAN has been exposed after posing as a veteran on Remembrance Sunday. But faking a military career is so popular you can’t help wondering if you should try it yourself. Let’s look at the pros and cons.

A TEENAGER is anxious that his ear piercing gives the impression he is attracted to the opposite sex.

THE greatest benefit of darker nights is the chance to see into the crappy front rooms of other people and judge them.

PLANNING a trip to the big smoke? Want that authentically wretched London experience the residents keep for themselves? Try these ten must-miss activities.