Nunchucks, and other things your kids aren't getting in a million years

RAISING children can be a fun, rewarding experience, except when they're pestering you to buy them wildly unsuitable stuff. Here are five requests that get a hard 'no'.

Father-in-law has brought his drill

YOUR father-in-law has arrived at your house and for some reason has brought his drill.

Dads deciding what custom-made hearse they'll have for their funerals

FATHERS across the country have seen the custom-made Land Rover hearse for Prince Philip’s funeral and begun planning their own. 

Are you a toddler? Take our quiz

ALWAYS whinging? Unable to understand basic concepts like ‘bedtime’ and ‘rain’? You might be a toddler. Take our quiz to find out.

Five embarrassing ways to stay young at heart

GETTING older but not happy about it? Here’s how to maintain the facade of youthfulness even if it means being a bit of a twat.

Seven jobs you've been putting off for three years that would take five minutes

WHY is it that some perfectly easy tasks are impossible to do? No one knows, but here are the piss-easy things you cannot get around to doing.

'You don't take this shit seriously, do you?' says style supplement editor

A SUNDAY paper style supplement editor has admitted she is just having a laugh and never expected anyone to go and buy mahogany sandals or a purple crushed velvet sofa.

Accidentally staying up doing f**k all until 1am again: a guide

DO you often have good intentions of getting an early night and instead find yourself mindlessly scrolling through your phone at 1.27am? Here's how it happens.

Do you need an SUV or do you live in Kensington?

ARE your days spent driving up mountains while dragging a horsebox, or do you want a car so needlessly big your spoilt kids can’t kick the back of your seat? Find out with this quiz.

How to pathetically prove you're cleverer than everyone else

DO you feel the constant need to prove your intellectual superiority? Here’s how to do it, as you’re not smart enough to work it out for yourself.