Lifestyle
A WOMAN is trying to work out whether she is embracing the ‘brat summer’ vibe, or if her shambolic life is simply spiralling out of control.
A WINSOME woman cycling through a town, her floral dress dancing behind her in the wind, is blissfully unaware of the vehicular chaos following in her wake.
THE long summer holidays can put undue pressure on your relationship with self-abuse. Here Oliver O’Connor, aged 15, explains how to keep compulsive masturbation fresh.
A FAMILY on an excursion abroad have admitted they are too middle-class to sully themselves by deriving pleasure from it.
A MAN who has felt sluggish and groggy every morning for the last 20 years has been stunned to learn that getting more sleep makes him perkier.
SHARING interminable and exaggerated anecdotes about drug experiences is to be made a criminal offence, it has emerged.
IN A crowded field of shameful dork hobbies, there is still a top dog. Dr Helen Archer details the subtle hierarchy which makes one nerd feel superior to another.
A TRAIN ticket that cost more than £100 had better get checked by either a guard or a barrier or preferably both.
SUELLA Braverman is feeling confident and prioritising her own happiness this summer by going to America and saying mental things.
GOING to Turkey? Boobs, bum or labiaplasty? With vaginal anxiety apparently at an all-time high, women are turning to cosmetic surgery for the smile few will ever see.