HAVE your twenties disappeared into life’s rear-view mirror? It’s time to take these clothes to the charity shop, or better yet burn them.
A certain type of arsehole can often be heard using these ludicrous nicknames for various parts of their anatomy.
A LOAD of complete wankers are blowing a sunny bank holiday after lockdown on steaming off wallpaper or some shit.
HAVING friends can be a pain in the arse. Here are some porkies it's entirely acceptable to tell them to get them off your back.
PLANNING a family day trip this weekend? Here’s how to perversely take revenge on your own children for all the crap day trips you had to go on.
WE all have moments in our lives that we’d like to forget. Unfortunately, other people’s cameras ensure some moments will stay excruciating forever.
DETERMINED to save money at any cost? These ways to spend less will ultimately cost you shitloads.
DO you fill your time with activities many would consider boring, pointless and even downright racist? Here are the signs you’re a daytime gammon.
JOINING organisations can be a fun and sociable thing to do. Unless you choose one of these, which instantly mark you out as a bellend.