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Every member of D&D group thinks they're the cool one

ALL five of the people who meet for a weekly Dungeons & Dragons session believe they are the kind of cool person you would not expect to play it, it has emerged.

Bristol one big polycule

EVERY adult in Bristol is part of a citywide non-monogamous relationship with everyone else, it has emerged.

Why I'm leaving overcrowded London for good, by a rat

LONDON. The big rancid cheeseburger. The place where dreams are made, or were. Because it’s full and I’m getting out. Here’s why.

We ask you: do you agree with the super-rich that Everest has become 'common'?

BILLIONAIRES are shunning climbing Everest as a dreadfully common pastime of the hoi-palloi. Do you agree?

Woman cancels plan to get in shape after discovering bigger clothes

A WOMAN has abandoned her commitment to lose weight after realising she can simply buy clothes in a larger size.

Take your kids to McDonald's, and other ways to feel divorced even when you're not

SOME activities bear an inexplicable air of failed marriage about them. Dip your toes in the sad waters of divorce by doing the following.

Mum telling story skilfully makes ethnicity of everyone involved relevant

A MOTHER recounting an incident to her adult daughter ingeniously included not just the race or religion of each character, but made it a key feature.

Six places you've had a wank that women wouldn't understand

LADIES are different, but men seem to need to crack one out in the most inopportune of locations and/or circumstances. They will never satisfactorily explain why.

I'll watch anything, says girlfriend who won't

A WOMAN who claims she is happy to watch any TV show or film is only open to doing so until offered options, it has emerged.