BILL Gates is giving away 99 per cent of his $200 billion fortune over the next 20 years, but how are you going to claim your share?
Helen Archer, yoga teacher: “I’ve answered an advert saying ‘Do You Have 5G Nanobots In Your Brain Due To The GWO Plandemic Vaccine? Get Compensation Now!’ They’ll sort it for me.”
Donna Sheridan, bar manager: “Dressing my two kids up as paperclips and saying they’re his. Because you know he f**ked Clippy.”
Bill McKay, dogfight promoter: “Doesn’t he usually give his money to central African countries in dire poverty, the total sucker? I’ll say I’m one of them.”
Steve Malley, bailiff: “He’s a nerd. I’ll beat him up for it.”
Julian Cook, graphic designer: “I have no moral right to any of that money. I’ve always been proudly Apple.”
