Lifestyle

A TERRIFYING church with a flat roof is frequented by worshippers who look like they would shank you just to get a quid for the collection plate.

A COUPLE who paid hundreds of pounds for a photoshoot of their newborn are oblivious to the fact that it could be anyone’s baby.

YOUR daughter has finally deigned to come home for the weekend, only to act too good for spaghetti hoops in front of The Chase. Here’s how to impress her.

THE man-bun is now the most popular hairstyle choice for desperate men who are fighting a losing battle with baldness.

MET someone you sort of know while wearing a scrap of wet lycra and nothing else? You’ll hate seeing them in these other places too.

THE Covid inquiry will turn its attention to your self-love habit during lockdown next, it has announced.

HATING Christmas is going too far, even this early, but loving it as much as these psychopaths do comes close to pushing you over the line.

A TEENAGER believes his fandom of a band that was hugely popular two decades ago makes him cool and alternative.

THE unfortunate death of a local resident has provided a charity shop with an excellent selection of secondhand books, clothes and records, it has emerged.

A WOMAN has nails so long that she is completely reliant on her boyfriend to perform everyday tasks for her.