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A WOMAN has explained to her husband and two sons that the downstairs toilet is not suitable for them to do shits in.
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A WOMAN who spilt a full pint of milk onto carpet has set fire to her own home rather than deal with cleaning up the f**king mess.
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A WOMAN who has been called selfish for choosing not to have children has happily confirmed that that was the whole point of her decision.