Which YouTube videos are raising your children for you?

TOO tired or lazy to be a parent? These are the mindless YouTube videos raising your kids for you.

Eating in the street, and other things your mum inexplicably believes are 'common'

DOES your mum strangely think eating food in the street marks you out as incredibly common and lacking in decorum? Here are  some things that will bring out her raging inner snob.

The dull-as-f**k shit you get excited about in your 30s

ONCE you turn 30 you’re boring and only boring things thrill you. These are the punishingly dull things you now find fascinating.

Money can't buy you happiness, says rich f**ker

A MAN with a massive house, a big car and a f**kton of cash has told everyone that money is not the source of all happiness.

Parents wish they had moral authority to order teenager off phone

A TEENAGER'S parents would tell her to stop staring at her phone if doing so was not the height of hypocrisy.

The six things your child gets in a party bag and the order you'll secretly throw them away in

PARTY bags are nothing more than sacks of useless shit. Here are their crappy contents, and the order you'll secretly bin them.

Five things to hide when guests come to stay

HOSTING guests this weekend? Hide these shameful possessions before they realise what a sick weirdo you really are.

Woman eating entire Toblerone mistakenly believes she's better than this

A WOMAN eating 360g of chocolate in one sitting foolishly believes the action doesn’t reflect her overall life choices.

Party's over, the last jammy bastards on furlough told

THE last few cheeky gits on furlough have been told to straighten up and get back to bloody work like the rest of us.

How to bulk-buy like a dad, by a dad

DAD here. If you’re running out of light bulbs and bin-liners it’s because you didn’t stock up. Here’s how I’ll get through the post-Brexit years with tinned sweetcorn to spare.