Lifestyle

A MAN in his mid-30s is content to keep consuming the porn he fell in love with during his formative years.

SPENT a stupid amount of money on a theoretically functional item? Here are some things that you will never dare to use and resent for it.

A MAN decided to follow the instinct of his dick rather than his gut when making an important decision. 

A TEENAGER has had a facial tattoo, safe in the knowledge that it will age well and never be a source of regret.

IN happier times geeks could uniformly be considered unattractive, friendless virgins, but in these post-internet days fandoms have got sexy with these objects.

ESSENTIAL oil reed diffusers are not only poisonous to cats but also middle-aged dads who cannot be doing with all that carry on, it has emerged.

AUTUMN is a time of dreary weather and dying trees, but what’s even worse is having to go out and photograph your millennial girlfriend in these locations.

IT isn’t stated on your tenancy agreement, but every student flat must contain these items to qualify as a real home.

ONE moment you’re laughing at the idiotic things your parents say, the next the same phrases are coming out of your own stupid, ageing mouth. Here are some of them.

A YOUNG man is wondering why his jogging bottoms keep slipping down after he puts a can of beer in each pocket.