Lifestyle

Tourists think going clubbing in central London will be fun

A GROUP of Americans visiting London for the first time believe nightclubs in central London will be hip and fun.

'I tried my first pumpkin spice latte aged 80. Now I'm wearing Uggs, listening to Taylor Swift and I've got a man bun'

‘WHAT harm can it do?’ I asked myself. ‘It’s just a drink.’ If I knew then what I know now, I would never have taken that first fatal sip.

The teacher who left had a nervous breakdown, and other bullshit myths you believed at school

IF all the rumours you swallowed at school were true you'd have been living through the greatest soap opera ever. But they were all bollocks, like these.

Gorgeous, pert 25-year-old with perfect skin vows to embrace ageing naturally

A BEAUTIFUL 25-year-old without a hint of wrinkle or sag has decided that she will age gracefully, with no cosmetic intervention.

New grandmother decides she'd like to be called Nanbot 3000

A WOMAN who recently became a grandmother for the first time has confirmed she wishes to eschew the usual ‘Gran’ or ‘Nan’ in favour of ‘Nanbot 3000’.

Gentrification making area nicer

THE terrible scourge of gentrification has hit an area, making it a much more pleasant place to live.

Your concerned nan's advice for surviving your night out 

YOU may be 22 and think you're the bee's knees, but are you able to look after yourself at a club? Your nan certainly doesn’t think so. Here are her tips.

'If only my powers were not so frustratingly vague,' says psychic

A PSYCHIC has bemoaned her lack of accuracy when connecting believers with the spirits of their loved ones.

Advice you'd give your teenage self on how to be less of a twat

PEOPLE wax lyrical about the wisdom they’d impart to their younger selves, but to be honest you just needed some easy-to-follow tips for being less of a bellend. Like these.

No pissing about with froth: Why tea drinkers are far superior to coffee twats

COFFEE drinkers make an almighty drama about what is ultimately just a cup of hot liquid. Here’s why tea drinkers are better human beings.