Lifestyle

Being yourself only great if you're not an arsehole

EXPERTS have warned that ‘being yourself’, as celebrities and self-help gurus urge everyone to be, is only a positive if you are not a total arsehole.

Letting agents demand proof of your salary to check they're getting all of it

LETTING agents have requested your last three years’ payslips to ensure you are giving them every penny you earn for your poxy one-bedroom flat.

Going to a club alone, and other things that make women empowered but men creepy weirdos

THERE are some activities in life that women are celebrated for, while men are branded as perverts. Here are some of the double standards.

Seven great sex tips from a 16-year-old boy who's done it loads

TOO many sex experts trot out the same old tips about massage and communication. 16-year-old Josh Hudson, who’s slept with more than 200 women, gives you the real advice.

Woman's face collapses under the weight of her false eyelashes

A WOMAN’S face has suffered irreparable structural damage due to the insupportable weight of her false eyelashes.

Couple thought loft conversion would be more life-changing than this

A COUPLE’S dream of turning their shabby loft into an idyllic living space has been shattered by actually going through the process.

Family barbecuing in autumn against all nature

A FAMILY plans to violate all natural law by holding a barbecue this weekend even though it is September.

Peri-peri chicken: The absolute worst flavours to put in a vape

THE government wants to ban disposable vapes, but why not just make the flavours more off-putting? Although if any of these catch on, society is doomed.

None of hotel room's 40 light switches switch off the lights

NONE of a hotel room’s 40 unmarked light switches actually switch off the lights, forcing guests to play a tiresome game of trial-and-error.

'Take a chill pill': cool phrases which effortlessly demonstrate you're old and out-of-touch

ARE you rapidly ageing into irrelevance? Does the slang of your youth date you as accurately as tree rings? Which of these outdated phrases are you using?