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THERE ain’t no party like a National Express coach party. Here are just some of the high-octane destinations your grandad and I have painted red, writes Grandma Hughes.

WHEN it comes to questionable dating choices, there’s nothing so visibly freakish as a batshit big age gap. So why do people do it? We explore the mostly positives about dating someone who regularly gets mistaken for your grandpa.

AN urban couple spending a weekend in the natural beauty of the English countryside have discovered it to be largely composed of mammalian faeces.

A FAMILY returning from a week in Weymouth has confirmed that camping is no better when the weather is gloriously sunny.

GOING on a coach trip to stir up racial tensions with your arsehole EDL mates this summer? Here’s a checklist of things to pack in our current hot weather.

A COUPLE have outraged public decency by abusing their new puppy by calling him ‘Simon’.

ENJOYMENT of a man’s Prague stag do has been drastically reduced by the presence of the groom-to-be’s father, guests have confirmed.

THE futility of Britain’s decision to leave the EU has been exposed by a little tethered bottle cap you get annoyed about on a daily basis.

A WOMAN is trying to work out whether she is embracing the ‘brat summer’ vibe, or if her shambolic life is simply spiralling out of control.

A WINSOME woman cycling through a town, her floral dress dancing behind her in the wind, is blissfully unaware of the vehicular chaos following in her wake.