A COUPLE have outraged public decency by abusing their new puppy by calling him ‘Simon’.
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Why would we ever need a 'Covid corruption tsar'? By Baroness Mone on a yacht
THE Tsar? Russian fellow, misunderstood. A ‘drugs tsar’? Appointed by government, given a catchy title and I don’t doubt necessary. But what on earth is a ‘Covid corruption tsar’?
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