Lifestyle
PLANNING to stay on an IKEA sofa in the tiny flat rented by a London mate? Here are six things they definitely won’t be going to during your visit.
HAVE you spent years moaning about being part of ‘generation rent’ but now your parents are bunging you some cash for a house? Here’s how to explain it to your pissed-off friends.
SECRETLY slagging people off is in fact a hobby and not a toxic behaviour, women have asserted.
A WOMAN who expressed mild curiousity about the benefits of vinyl is directly responsible for a stampede which crushed six, police have confirmed.
WAS 2023 somehow, for you personally, the worst year of the decade so far? Have you resolved to turn things around? Are these your hopeless resolutions for 2024?
A WOMAN getting ready to go to a New Year's Eve party is looking increasingly unlikely to be finished before midnight.
A COUPLE have refused to make any New Year’s Eve plans in the hope that they will be invited to a fabulous, star-studded party.
BORED over the festive period? Also horny and transgressive? You can only penetrate yourself with these once a year.
A STUDY has found that everybody is justified in finding this time of year a bit of a pain in the arse.
GIFTS of Lego have been opened, built and are now sitting there being as dull as shit.