Britain has no f**king idea what to do with this much time off

ACROSS the country, adults are realising that once given more than four days off in a row they run out of things to do and visit garden centres. 

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Set of Christmas photos also taken without sister's boyfriend

FOR every family Christmas photo taken with a woman’s current boyfriend a near-identical one is being taken without him, it has emerged. 

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