Creepy dead-eyed stare not flirting, men reminded

MEN have been reminded that glowering at women with piercing stares does not count as flirtatious wooing.

'We've tried that one' and other things your parents shouldn't say during TV sex scenes

YOU were enjoying a new TV drama with your mum and dad but suddenly it’s turned into hardcore porn. Here’s what you definitely don’t want to hear from their sofa. 

Sex positive man actually just very horny

A MAN who claims to have a liberating attitude towards sex is actually just desperate to get his end away, it has emerged.

Married couple trying for threesome

A MARRIED couple have announced they are ready to take the next step to a threesome.

Alexander Armstrong, and six other people your mum would rather you'd married

YOUR mother believes you need guidance in making the correct choices, including your poor judgment in choosing a spouse. Even though your husband is right there.

Anal sex no better than ordinary sex, just ruder

IT has finally been confirmed that anal sex is no more enjoyable than regular sex, just significantly more uncouth.

I hate it when we fight: Six ways to move past an argument without apologising

HAVING a huge tiff and realise you’re in the wrong? A good person would apologise but you can wrap it up without admitting a single fault. Here’s how.  

Kinky blindfold sex best way to imagine lover is someone else

USING a blindfold during sex is the best way to imagine you are coupling with someone other than your partner, it has emerged.

The five excruciating moments your parents choose to ask if you're seeing anyone

SINGLE? Got parents? Who deliberately choose the most punishingly painful moment to ask probing questions about, essentially, if you’re f**king?

Mixed martial arts, and other excellent first date conversations if you're a f**king nutter

GOT a date, but not sure what to talk about because you’re a socially dysfunctional weirdo? Don’t worry, just jump in with any of these interesting topics.