Relationships

Old school friends meet up for what they all secretly hope is the last time

A GROUP of old school friends have got together for Christmas drinks in a local pub for what they are all inwardly praying is the final time.

One-night stands: The movie version vs your current predicament

HAVE you just pulled unexpectedly? Don’t rely on Hollywood to give you an accurate account of one-night stands, especially the morning after. Here’s how real life will disappoint.

Grandparents secretly starting to hate the little shits

GRANDPARENTS are finding their obligation to be kindly and generous to their junior charges increasingly difficult to maintain.

'Shall we double-barrel our names or stop being a pair of self-important pricks?' couple wonders

A PAIR of preening wankers are unsure whether they should make their inability to choose between surnames the world and their future children’s problem.

Man referring to woman who ghosted him after two dates as 'ex'

A MAN whose date cut all contact after their second meeting is unashamedly referring to her as his ex-girlfriend.

Rory Stewart, and six other men you suspect to be expert at cunnilingus

AS Cher said, if you want to know if he loves you so it’s in his kiss. And she did not mean upstairs. These famous men live to go down, you can see it in their faces.

Everyone on dating apps has f**ked everyone else

EVERYONE on every dating app has f**ked everyone else on every other dating app, leading to a fall in usage.

Ex who has life together wants to reconnect

YOUR ex-partner who has not contacted you in years now has a life worth envying so would love to meet you for a coffee.

Netflix murderers, and other people who shouldn't be having a better love life than you

IT’S emerged that murderer Lyle Menendez, recently featured in a Netflix true-crime drama, is dating a young British student. And he’s not the only undeserving person who’s having more sexual success than you...