Relationships

WANT a row with your partner? Ignore the elephant in the room and argue over these tiny things instead:

A MAN is realising that hoped-for morning sex is increasingly unlikely due to his partner doing other stuff.

FANCY one last shag as your relationship ends? It’s not a terrible idea, honest, so here’s how to go about it.

A WOMAN has spent two hours imagining the rise and inevitable end in heartbreak of her relationship with a man who has not yet swiped back.

ARE you the hot one in your relationship, or are you punching well above your weight? Take our quiz:

A MAN who forgot his girlfriend’s birthday has blamed the crisis affecting the global supply chain for her lack of presents.

ATTRACTIVE people reduce you to a simpering, servile mess. Here are the pathetic things you’ll do to impress them.

YOU’VE moved into a new place with someone. Are you getting along, or are they irritating the living shit out of you? Take our test.

DESPITE having time to pursue a range of interests, a retired mum has decided the thing she really enjoys is badgering her busy grown-up children.

YET to find your soulmate? Worried you might be single forever? Never fear, here are five easy solutions to your problem.