Relationships

A COUPLE have created their own version of date night where they do not go out in favour of drinking alcohol then having sex.

IS the former love of your life deliriously happy with someone new? Can only you, because you’re objective, see through the deceit and sickening lies?

HITTING the job market and, now infidelity’s no longer scandalous, the dating market as well? Tinder doesn’t need to know about your most recent period of employment.

A LONG-TERM on-off couple have confirmed their intermittent relationship is not born of tempestuous love but an inability to find anyone better.

ARE you a man confused by how much time you should waste after sex cuddling? Chauvinist and self-appointed ‘God's gift to women’ Wayne Hayes explains.

A WOMAN is telling an anecdote which appears, to all listeners if not to the speaker, to be about what an arsehole she is.

ROMANTIC beach walks are the ideal date, unless the beach in question is South Shields. These activities lose their Instagram sheen the moment you step on broken glass.

A COUPLE have announced they have gone exclusive, to the shrugging apathy of their family and friends.

A CARING, thoughtful husband has come back from the shops with a box of tampons that would barely work for a minor nosebleed.

THOM’S a millennial. His date Olly is the even more annoying Generation Z. But can they overcome their natural distrust and forge a union?