Relationships

Craziness only attractive in hot women

A FIERY, tempestuous nature, outlandish behaviour and violent mood swings are extremely attractive if you are already a hot woman, research has confirmed.

Six empty parental threats so lame you can't believe you're using them

WHY don’t your children respect you? It’s because your words mean nothing, as these completely empty threats demonstrate.

How to pick the worst possible moment for sex

SEX is loads of fun, so surely there can’t be a bad time for it? Unfortunately there can, as you’ll discover when you attempt to shag in these circumstances.

The new supermarket layout, and other things that ruin your ageing parents' lives

IT'S not easy being old and no longer having work as your main source of annoyance. Here are six mundane occurrences that your parents have decided to get pissed off about instead.

How to cope when you've been dumped for someone objectively better

HAPPENS to us all. It’s not you, it’s them, or rather, it’s someone else. A little social media stalking reveals the new lover is much more attractive than you. So what do you do?

Woman with older man fantasy disappointed by reality of dating older man

A 27-YEAR-OLD woman with a fantasy of being romanced by an older man has had her illusions shattered by the realities of actually going out with one.

Bloke reckons he's hiding obvious crush on female friend really well

A MAN with a huge crush on one of his mates erroneously believes that he is doing a good job of hiding it.

Man's favourite sexual position is whatever he can get

A MAN'S preferred sexual position is any form of intimate physical contact that happens to come his way, it has emerged.

Reasons why 'slut-shaming' doesn't apply to men. By a man

EVER suspected there might be double standards for men and women when it comes to sex? Here Wayne Hayes explains the perfectly logical reasons for judging women harshly while male promiscuity is great.

Are your sexual preferences shamefully unwoke?

YOU may be happy with your love life, but have you considered whether it's sufficiently woke? Read our checklist for areas of your sexuality you need to improve on.