Relationships

Woman on date excited for moment when she gets to speak

A WOMAN on a first date is eagerly awaiting the approaching moment when she will briefly be allowed to speak.

Ex-boyfriend has nerve to find happiness with someone else

A WOMAN is furious that her ex-boyfriend, who she has not spoken to since 2019, has had the audacity to find love with another woman.

Everyone polyamorous now except for you

Everyone in the world is now polyamorous except for you, it has been confirmed.

Six sex aids for the middle-aged

JUST because your body is failing it doesn’t mean you aren’t still a highly sexual being. But you might find these erotic aids necessary.

Historical re-enactment battles best place to meet single men

SINGLE women looking for a partner have been advised to start going to places where there are actually likely to be unmarried men.

During a panic attack, and other helpful times your mum tells you to 'pull yourself together'

FEELING anxious or legitimately worried? Don’t worry, your mum has got some no-nonsense advice that won’t help in the least. Here’s how to stop being pathetic.

Gen Z couple break up after realising six-month age gap was problematic

A COUPLE have split after deciding that their six-month age difference created an unequal power balance in their relationship.

Ethically non-monogamous man eerily similar to shagabout horndog

AN 'ethically non-monogamous' man bears an uncanny similarity to a horndog who sleeps around for the fun of it, it has emerged.

How to survive a date with someone who doesn't get pop culture references

IT’S unusual, but you do meet people who’ve somehow bypassed every bit of pop culture from Star Wars to Pharrell. Here’s what to do if you’re on a date with one.

Woman hospitalised after accidentally reading old sexts in cold light of day

A WOMAN has been rushed to hospital after rereading ‘steamy’ messages only meant to be seen in the dead of night after too many glasses of wine.