TWO women have forged the strongest friendship of their lives in a brief late-night encounter in a nightclub toilet, they have confirmed.
During a night out at Smack in Leamington Spa, Sophie Rodriguez bonded with Lauren Hewitt so powerfully that even those in the queue desperate for a piss agreed that it was a meeting of souls.
Rodriguez said: “I was crying about my ex when this goddess appeared with a tissue. She seemed to be glowing, though I realise now that was the blue lights they have to stop you injecting.
“She told me I was ‘literally the most stunning girl in the club’, which is nice even though it appeared to be munters’ night, and that ‘whoever he was, he’s a prick’ which was just what I needed to hear.
“She also told me I have ‘main character energy’ which I’m not sure what it means but it sounds great. Before I knew it, I was opening up about the fake bitches I’d come with and she offered to go out there and slap Claire for me, which is just the sweetest thing.
“We took selfies together for Insta with the hashtags #bestfriends and #blessed, and we’re starting a podcast called ‘Two Hot Messes, One Loo’. Some girl shouted ‘Yas queens’ but our bond is so tight that it could never permit another.”
“Her name. Shit. I never got her name.”
